Vinnie the Porcupine: Adorable Fruit‑Eater at Soper Creek Wildlife Rescue

So there's this porcupine (aka a thorn pig) named Vinnie who lives at the Soper Creek Wildlife Rescue in Bowmanville, Ontario, which is located about an hour's drive east of Toronto.

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Due to his very relatable affinity for fruits and veggies, he's become something of a sensation on the cute side of social media.

Some of his preferred eats include carrots...

...bananas...

...and pears.

But he's not what you would call a picky eater. No, Vinnie is an equal opportunity comestible connoisseur.

Case in point: this kiwi...

...this cucumber...

...and this bowl of assorted greens.

None of them ever stood a chance.

But Vinnie's go-to fave is... drumroll...WATERMELON.

According to volunteers at the sanctuary, he even does a little jig at its sight.

"He spins in circles, runs around, and makes all kinds of noise!⁣" they captioned a picture uploaded to Facebook.

This is true, they add, no matter the time of year. Winter, spring, summer, and fall—watermelon is Vinnie's ride or die.

::We interrupt our programming to bring you a photo of Vinny drinking from a bottle::

In conclusion, get someone to look at you the way Vinnie the porcupine looks at fruit and vegetables—except pumpkins, because everyone knows pumpkins are total trash.

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J/K, Vinnie noms pumpkins too, it was just cold out. Never change, Vinnie, never change.

Our condolences to everyone who expired scrolling through this post (RIP YOU).

BONUS: Here's video of Vinnie doing what he does best:

And Olive, an unrelated porcupine at the Los Angeles Zoo crushing some corn on the cob (hereafter COTB).

"She sounds like a typewriter." 🤣 🤣 🤣