33 Facts Every Pit Bull Enthusiast Should Know

Scientifically speaking, pit bulls are the best breed—according to a pit bull lover who is not being honest about that science part. Pitties are, however, undeniably loving, loyal and hilarious dogs. Pit bull lovers know first hand that these barrel-chested buddies can convince you they're part human with their expressive eyes and life of the party personality. Here are a few more things pit bull lovers know.

1. They make friends everywhere they go.

2. They're not nuts about the vacuum.

3. They know the word "cat" and they don't care for it.

4. They're happy to wait while you look for your sunglasses that are on your head.

5. They love to play in leaves.

6. They look real sharp in a bowtie.

7. They love the water!

8. They're happy to wear the sweater you bought online at 2 am.

9. They'll smile for photos.

10. They will not understand why we can't go to the dog park twice today.

11. They will begrudgingly pose for Christmas photos.

12. They will win at tug-o-war every time.

13. They will chase a squirrel any time, any day, anywhere.

14. They're fantastic at agility courses.

15. They love the snow.

16. They'll take a boat to chase a squirrel if they have to, whatever it takes!

17. They can keep a straight face in a round of "bet I can make you laugh."

18. They can climb trees better than most bears.

19. They're excellent at doing tricks... so long as you have a treat.

20. If there's a flat surface, they will get on top of it.

21. They tip over when they're sleepy.

22. They know how to get table scraps.

23. They're funnier than any comedian.

24. They have a smile that can make even the worst day better.

25. They love to play ball... on their terms.

26. They will hog the entire bed.

27. They sits where the human sits.

28. If there's a table, they're going to get on top of it.

29. They're incredible jumpers.

30. They'll know they're in trouble, but also be kind of proud of themselves when they catch that squirrel.

31. They know EXACTLY how to use the bed you got them.

32. They don't understand why they can't quietly eat your dinner while you're answering the door.

33. They will be the love of your life, and you'll never know how you lived without them.