Bad Poetry Contest: Please Don’t Pet My Paws

A poem by my dog Laika.

A scratch on my chin

is always quite nice,

you can pet my ears too,

but not more than twice.

A pat on the back

is always devine,

and a belly rub too,

would be just fine.

Rubbing my neck

will bring out the awes,

I love a good massage;

but please don’t pet my paws.

This post is part of the 2nd annual Bad Poetry Contest hosted by Oz the Terrier, check out the entries below and be sure to vote by liking your favorite.